The Beautiful Game

Seeing as the World Cup kicks off today, the 'Joke de la jour sub-committee' allowed these two through:

Wayne Rooney has been told he can play in the World Cup if he gets a Cortisone Injection. On hearing this, David Beckham responded, "If fatso is having a new car, then so am I!"

And there’s more...

David Beckham was asked by Sven to do a team talk on tactics. He told the team that they are great because they keep his breathe fresh and Victoria loves them because they are only one calorie!

Keep em coming, please