SE Asia's Answer to Arthur Daley

Although his birth certificate states his name as Spencer Hogg, this chap should have been christened Arthur Daley! For he can sell mushy peas to a team of husky dogs, traps to a Belgian monastry and kebabs out of the back of a police van!So when you see him at our bash, please watch out for what Spence/Arthur may be trying to flog. Otherwise, you, too, could have a dodgy, gold suit straight off the back of a lorry - as modelled by young(ish) Spence/Arthur, himself, in the above photo!

ps Rumour has it that Spence is bringing 'er indoors (aka Annabel) to our bash too.